Sunday, 28 February 2016

Week 244 Wrap Up


I am not feeling well tonight. I'm not sure if I'm coming down with something, or if it was just something I ate, but I really feel out of it. Well, maybe I just have a case of the blahs. Well, the show must go on, as they say!

Err... or maybe not? It looks like everypony in here has come down with something. Is there a bad case of the Pony Pox going around? I've heard that the Feather Flu has resurged recently, but that just infects pegasi, right?

Well, whatever the case may be, it's time to pull out the blankets and start cooking some soup, for we've got some sick ponies to take care of tonight! ... ugh, possibly myself included...

Gallery for Week 216

01. Speedy526745

Being ill is a huge concern, and you hope not to take a much worse turn. - fetchbeer

02. HalflingPony
Featherbrain Flu

Some seem to catch every errant flu, maybe their immune system is easy to subdue. - fetchbeer

03. G-DO=29--Anagram
Based on a true story.

The bus plague loses to the sickness of the heart, because you always put the horse before the cart. - fetchbeer

04. Redquoza

Beware this doctor's tiny paws, for they hide his sharp and tiny claws. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 21 February 2016

Week 243 Wrap Up

Hello, goodbye!


Alright, fine. I'll write something more. I really should have known I wouldn't be allowed to get away with a two word Blogger entry.

At any rate, dates are the fruit of the date palm, known as phoenix dactylifera to ponies who study botany. Archaeological digs in Saddle Arabia have turned up evidence of dates being grown in the region long before the coming of Discord, showing that ponies have enjoyed dates for more than a thousand years. And I would like to say more about dates, but I doubt anypony came here to hear me give a lecture. And also because I was late to class on the day out teacher taught us about dates, and thus don't actually know anything more...

So instead, how about we turn our attention to this week's art, preferably before it gets any later. I don't want to keep anypony up so late that they end up falling asleep, after all.

Gallery for Week 215

01. HalflingPony
Apple Bloom's on a Date

Where did she find this giant crazy fruit? Those things are usually quite minute. - fetchbeer

02. Speedy526745

Some things just take some time, and you may not notice the clocks chime. - fetchbeer

03. Cobralash

They seem cuter when unstable, though they still seem guite able!

04. Redquoza

A nice picnic with your love, though some folks still need a shove. - fetchbeer

05. dredaich

Just sitting there rubbing noses, must be far cheaper than roses! - fetchbeer

06. G-DO-29--Anagram
I was suggested to use this particular dialogue. Can this be considered as a date, even though it's an anti-date?

At least there's no clicking in that silly game, though carpel tunnel thinks that's a shame. - fetchbeer

07. Vaser888

Some ponies never seem to get there fast, but usually they show up at last. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 14 February 2016

Week 242 Wrap Up

Nyeh heh heh! Time for some good old-fashioned mustache-twirling evil! Fads may come and fads may go, but the classics never die! Nyeh heh heh! A classic villain always puts on a good show, whether he's tying the hero's love interest to a railroad track, cheating at a competition he's already winning, or simply robbing somepony by shouting "Stick 'em up!" And of course, there's the classic laugh! Nyeh heh he... eh?

Um, why do you keep laughing when I, err, laugh? ...I remind you of somepony? Oh, not a pony. I remind you of Pa... Wait, I remind you of him!?

Hmm... Well that's not exactly evil, but it does explain why I've had this great urge to ask Lyra to tell me everything she knows about humans.

But at any rate, time for me to step aside so you may view this week's submissions. Twirling mustaches while viewing is optional, but encouraged!

Gallery for Week 214

01. Speedy526745

A small step can cause great pain, especially from someone off the rein. - fetchbeer

02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Ganaram's got a moustache. However, 1, they're not even related, and B, Gem's playing Cookie Clicker.

The cookies must be quickly clicked, because they have become an addict. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 7 February 2016

Week 241 Wrap Up

And it is time to bring this art showcase to a close. Thank you all for visiting the Gallery this week. I hope you all enjoyed the display. Please come again next week!

What was that? You say the show is supposed to be just starting right now? But that can't be, it says right here on my schedule that... oh. My schedule is upside down.

Wait... does that joke even work? Ah, whatever; it's my joke and I'm sticking to it! I'm strong like my spinach, when I start at the finish! Or something like that.

At any rate, here's this week's gallery. Feel free to skip down to the end, then scroll up.

Gallery for Week 213

01. Speedy526745

Who wants to use a bed to sleep, much better uses it can reap. - fetchbeer

02. G-DO-29--Anagram
?nialpxe I deeN

The wrong glasses turns things to fog, and you might as well be a talking log. - fetchbeer

03. Redquoza

Why not put the cart before the horse, it only need follow for the course. - fetchbeer

04. Scuri Levenstein

Hanging others by a cunning trap, while expecting the crowd to clap. - fetchbeer

05. vaser888

With the right kind of patterned pillow, you could be an armadillo. - fetchbeer

06. Philith
I am especially happy the way the eyes came out this time.

This creature seems to have found a new pet to cuddle, though it's cuteness may turn it to a puddle. - fetchbeer